Guns in bars and parks?!?!?!

Okay I seriously can not take it anymore. Our state is at an all time high 10% unemployment rate, we are seeing a mass property tax shortfall due to the economy, and our state goverment has spent two months working on these bills:

* Bill passed to allow guns in bars
http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=10197587
* Bill passed by the House to allow guns in parks
http://www.wkrn.com/global/story.asp?s=10216058
* Bill to allow wine to cross state lines
http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=10091061
* Bill to designate milk as official state beverage
http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=10079366
* Bill to bring distilleries to more counties
http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=10154763

This is insane!!! So basically I can now go to a park or a bar with my AK and not have to worry someone is gonna piss me off and make me leave. Let me tell you I think this is grand. I plan on taking Mosey to the park today and let me tell you if  she and little "Sally" have any issues her mama and I are gonna be talking at the end of my shotgun barrel. REALLY?!?!

I do think the milk as the state drink is odd. I mean come on we make Jack Daniels here. Who are we fooling? It is obvious the milk is a cover up for what is really going on around here.

Well I think we are off to the park. First a stop at the liquor store for some "milk", a stop at the hunting section for some shotgun shells, and then off for a FUN filled day in the sun.